February 2011
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Hey guys! Just because I have a vagina doesn't...
I’m not a sex object. And when I say I’m a virgin, that’s not an open invitation for you to try to change that.
Just sayin’.
January 2011
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I need one person to be able to keep my attention....
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VVVVVVV BAHAHAHAHAHA
Just realized how nasty my Skype name thing is. Hahaha, DEFINITELY not what it sounds like.
Skype anyone?
squirtmami
Chat it up.
Since beggars can't be choosers, I'll play the...
I woke up with no voice today.
I think this is God telling me to quit talking and listen.
Way to take something so silly and make it serious, right? I tend to do that a lot. My apologies.
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The Worlds Like A Science And I'm Like A Secret:... →
shaquiellebroneal:
Sorry, but as of yesterday I have realized that’s not what it’s about. Romeo and Juliet could have lived a lot longer. It’s all idealistic bullshit. There is so much in life that can fill you, make you complete, make you happy, and make you fell whole. Love is not a necessity unless you think it…
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Lol.
Mom: “You can’t get anything else pierced and can’t get any tattoos. You’ll never find a nice conservative boy to take care of you if you look like that.”
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight…I don’t think she realizes how liberal I am and how I couldn’t give two shits about any man taking care of me. Not bashing conservative guys or anything because I don’t...
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My male friends are douchebags.
-_____________________-
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Officially inducted into National Honor Society...
And my grandma and momma cried.
Haha, what are those poors saps going to do when I graduate next year?
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Ms. Velzboer is abandoning us!
And moving to the Congo. Why are all of our teachers leaving us?! Why won’t the juniors next year have to endure the Galloway/Velzboer bootcamp?! This bothers me.
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I wonder how stupid my mom feels right now...
My mom comes in the house and tells me I need to dress up and go with her tomorrow afternoon.
Conversation:
“Momma, I can’t. I have to be at school at 4 tomorrow.”
“Wait..what for?”
“National Honor Society inductions, durrr.”
“You knew about that?! How did you know?!”
“…They have to tell us whether we got inducted or not so we...
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Darling, I wish you were here.
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My grandpa’s having me listen to tape recordings of my dad from when him and my mom went to court for custody…he practically begs my mom to let him see me. I’m not going to lie…listening to this shit kills me.
Four weeks from yesterday will mark 4 years since I’ve seen him.
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After much consideration, my top colleges are as...
1. UNC Chapel Hill
2. Appalachian State
3. North Carolina State
4. UNC Wilmington
5. Clemson
6. East Carolina
If I don’t get into one of these, I’m not going to college. Haha, plain and simple.
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Calling my breasts "boobies" and comparing your...
I’m sorry, it’s just not. I laugh in the face of the desperate attempt at trying to get hot and heavy. It’s not working, so go to bed and leave it be.
Anonymous asked: what could i do for a doughnut?;)
Tori: ” SISSY WAKE UP! I know your throat hurts, so I came over to bring you a banana.”
Hahaha I love my little sister.
I am SUCHHHH a baby when it comes to being sick.
My throat feels like it's swollen shut.
Ouchie.. :\
On a side note, it's been a good day!
Oh my…I got into National Honor Society.
I could cry.
It really chaps my ass when people are shallow.
Be proud of the beauty in front of you, not the beauty you can make with alterations.
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Awkward. Nothing else can be said.
Uhhh...
I don’t know what’s going on, but I’m pretty sure I just agreed to dating my best friend.
o_O
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New Text Message!
“So baby are you horny?;)”
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I wonder how stupid he feels accidentally sending that to me. And I must say, if a guy ever asked me that…I would no longer be turned on.
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I'm sorry, I have no sympathy for a cheater.
fightflycrow-deactivated2011061 asked: hey sammie baby
I don't know how much more I can stress this.
My name is SAMANTHA, not Sam, Sami, Sammi, or Sammie.
My name is not baby or babe.
PLEASE call me Samantha.
If you haven’t noticed from my pictures, I make goofy faces A LOT. And I’m done trying to be attractive. I’m happier now with not trying than I ever was.
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I adore real people with real thoughts and real...
Have you ever noticed how when you’re praying and say “I pray” it can easily be substituted for “I wish”? Not saying it’s a bad thing in all situations, but think about all the times one prays and says something along the lines of ”I pray that so-so relationship is mended” or “I pray for a raise”. It’s more like a wishlist that...
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